Monday, March 11, 2013

Bentley Mulsanne, 48th Street and Madison Avenue

 
The new Mulsanne in the flesh, and good lord is there a hell of a lot of it. Looks quite good in person, but the vestigial auxiliary lamps, creased wings and high beltline won't age well, I don't think. In styling terms, all Bentley have done is stimulate the cottage industry of Chrysler 300 imitators. I'm sure none of that really matters much when you settle in, feel the aristocratic Bentleyish whomp of the doors, and surge away. I had this sensation in a Turbo RT once and it's terribly nice.

Fiat 500, Henry Street and Kane Street



 
This should count as an alternative fuel vehicle since it can be wound up with a giant key.

1964 Ford Galaxie, Smith Street and Baltic Street


Slightly donked out with those wheels, but otherwise largely unmolested.

Sunday, November 4, 2012

BAE Systems M1083 Medium Tactical Vehicle, Grand Army Plaza

Full to the scuppers with bottled water and enroute to victims of the hurricane. Part of a convoy of six others.

Series II Land Rover, Fort Greene Place and St Felix Street


I know I tend to be a bit biased and feature Land Rovers every now and again, but a long wheelbase series II with an axe, hi-lift,  and snorkel would be interesting enough to merit inclusion without taking into account that this particular example appears to be an ex-Austrian fire rescue vehicle. It also, weirdly, has both Alaskan and New York plates.

Saturday, September 15, 2012

Rolls-Royce Silver Cloud, St Mark's Avenue and Vanderbilt Avenue


Chances are if you see a newly-wedded couple getting their photos taken in Grand Army Plaza they got a lift in this. 

Tuesday, January 17, 2012

1970 Mercedes-Benz 600 SWB, 47th Street and Vanderbilt Avenue



Spotted this big chap parked up outside the offices of JPMorgan (formerly the Bear Stearns building) in midtown. I spoke briefly with the chauffeur, and while not inclined to disclose much about the owner, he did say that his staff referred to the car as 'the guillotine' due to the vigorousness with which the hydraulically operated trunk lid closes. 

Friday, November 11, 2011

1963 Ford Falcon, North Seventh Street and Wythe Avenue


Again, a vintage daily driver in my neighborhood. 

Willys Jeep, 52nd Street and Madison Avenue


I had to go to work on Veteran's Day, which is of course an unspeakable chore, but on the way I saw a full NYPD pipe band playing in Grand Central Terminal, and afterwards spotted this fantastic convoy of WWII era vehicles. Clearly they'd been participating in the parade over on Fifth and had turned off the route. Once the halftrack at right turned onto Madison, the remaining five or six jeeps broke with it and drove in the traffic like normal cars. That is, if normal cars used a hand cranked siren instead of a horn. 


Sunday, October 9, 2011

Morris Minor, North Third Street and Kent Avenue


An unusual find in a Brooklyn parking garage, to say the least. 

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

1972 BMW 3.0CS, North Fourth Street and Berry Street

It has been an extraordinarily slow summer for The Cartorialist, but it's all made up for by seeing one of my all time favorite vehicles, the BMW 3.0CS. Not quite as rare or desirable as the CSL, but common enough to be used as a daily driver, and what a joyful experience that surely must be. In my opinion the best looking BMW ever made. Hunter green, tan interior, and seemingly mint condition throughout. 

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

1964 Ford Galaxie, North Third Street and Wythe Avenue


The black Galaxie on the opposite corner from my apartment is significant in a particular manner. This is actually a filming location for the upcoming Men in Black sequel, and the black Galaxie is apparently part of a time-travel subplot as the 1960s-era MIB-Mobile, proven by the repeated takes filmed of Will Smith and a young version of Tommy Lee Jones driving up, running into the diner, and subsequently departing in it. In addition to the three Galaxies on site, there were more than 20 ancillary vintage vehicles, among them a superb Studebaker, a vintage New York City bus and that tandem bike covered in lights.  

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Volkswagen Microbus Concept, Javits Convention Center


I went to the New York Auto Show today and was distinctly underwhelmed. In looking at coverage of shows in Singapore and Geneva, I got the impression that this was a place to unveil startling new concepts and showcase creativity. Rather, it was a huge showroom floor, and amid the people in spiky hair smearing the door handles of Range Rovers I saw few gems. The highlight for me was this microbus concept, which likely won't be made because of the baby Tuareg VW just launched, but what fun. 

Thursday, March 24, 2011

1983 Alfa Romeo GTV6, 46th Street and Vanderbilt Avenue


A great 80s Alfa - racing credentials and good looks. I think this is the best one from the 80s. Bit of BMW 5-Series, bit of Lamborghini Espada, but all Alfa personality. I still need to tick Alfa off on my petrolhead bucket list, possibly a good candidate, and quite rare.

1971 Chevrolet Corvette Stingray Coupe, Jane Street and Eighth Avenue


Whenever I see these C3 Corvettes, I don't think of mullets and splintering fiberglass, I think of the fact that all the Apollo astronauts had them. I rather like that it was co-opted by them.

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Unknown, North Sixth Street and Bedford Avenue


Another matte black rattlecan special, but I can't identify it. Any ideas?

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

North Third Street and Berry Street


Snowpocalypse, Blizzaster, Snunderstorm, whatever you want to call it we've been getting fairly pasted of late, and, predictably, Brooklyn is always last to be dug out. There's a Volvo on my street where, even a couple of weeks down the road from this storm, it is only now starting to emerge from the snowbank. Not really a post as such, just apologies for the lack of interesting things to see.

1993 Chevrolet Suburban, 44th Street and Madison Avenue


Apologies to all for not posting in months. Given that this winter in New York smashes all records for snowfall, it's no wonder that nobody's getting their cars out. This DIY headlamp caught my eye, though. "There, I fixed it!"

Monday, November 22, 2010

2009 Nissan Skyline GT-R, 11th Street and Fourth Avenue


First of these I've ever seen in person. Ho-Hum. But rare.

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Friday, September 24, 2010

2009 Cadillac DTS Custom, 50th Street and Second Avenue

 
Always nice when the commander in chief takes a cruise through midtown on his way to the UN.

Monday, September 13, 2010

Citroën H-Van, North Moore Street and Hudson Street


Another H-Van! How brilliant! This one is a streetside emissary for La Colombe Torrefaction, so hung over models in town for fashion week can enjoy an overpriced espresso whilst tottering down the frightfully smart cobblestones of TriBeCa. I particularly like the mismatched wheels.

Friday, September 10, 2010

2010 Mercedes-Bens SLS AMG, 63rd Street and Third Avenue


Simply staggering. I wonder if its looks will age as well as the original SLR? One of the coolest things I read about this is that if you roll it, and the car is upside down and stationary for ten seconds, the doors have explosive bolts fitted which will detonate and literally blow the doors off. Unless you're an astronaut or fighter pilot, the words 'explosive bolts' are rarely used.

Thursday, September 9, 2010

1951 Studebaker Starlight, Commerce Street and Seventh Avenue South


Something of a Greenwich Village landmark, so no surprise it should crop up here eventually. The beloved mascot of the Caliente Cab Co. restaurant.

Saturday, August 21, 2010

1988 Yugo, 13th Street and First Avenue


Ahh Yugo. The butt of all car jokes since its introduction. Basically a crap Fiat slightly improved by Serbians and sold to us Yanks as the next beetle. Famous for being driven into lakes in movies, blown off a bridge by a stiff wind (true story), and having a timing belt that fails every 35,000 miles, blowing up the engine.

Thursday, August 12, 2010

1996 Alfa Romeo GTV Spider, 47th Street and Park Avenue


I have no idea how this car is in America. I've never seen one in the states, ever. These materialize for sale every once in a while on Canadian want-ad sites, but to my limited knowlege was never offered by US dealers who pulled out of the US market in 1995. On a side note- please Alfa, come back. I would kill to buy the Brera 3.2 that replaced the GTV.

Sunday, August 8, 2010

1967 Pontiac Bonneville Hearse, South Third Street and Wythe Avenue


I've never even heard of a Pontiac hearse, and this example has carted a lot of corpses in its day, judging by the faded paint and cracked leatherette roof. Also judging by the alloy wheels and fat Bridgestones, someone's looking to turn this into a bit of a muscle car. I particularly like how on the rear wings the chrome letters spelling BONNEVILLE were selectively removed to leave EVIL.

1979 Ferrari 308, St. Mark's Place and First Avenue


I think this would be an extremely pretty car if the federal government hadn't interfered and slapped a chunky bumper on it. Rather like putting Burt Reynolds' moustache on Natalie Portman. A fun and accessible entry point into vintage mid-engined motoring.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

2009 Lamborghini Gallardo Spyder, 68th Street and Third Avenue



I have only rarely seen Gallardos, but seeing one on a flatbed is a new one for me- likely being delivered. This example sports a flat black paint job with matching flat black wheels. After a bit of research discovered that the black wheels are an optional extra costing $4,460, and the matte black paint job weighs in at an eye watering $26,600.

2009 Chevrolet Corvette Z06, 46th Street and Vanderbilt Avenue


People bang on about modified suspension geometry being one of the things that finally makes this a proper supercar, but the most astounding reviews of this car are expelled from the mouth of Lord Clarkson: 'Enzo fast.' I spotted the secondary double glazing on the engine cover from a distance. It did look good being helmed down Vanderbilt by a happy man with grey hair and a pot belly.

Sunday, July 18, 2010

1994 ИМЗ-Ural, 71st Street and Second Avenue

I spotted this after coming out of Grace's Marketplace with a hundredweight of overpriced organic veggies and juices to soothe a hangover, and even through one bleary eye behind a smeared glasses lens I was able to pick out that fuel tank shape and kneepad, and the passenger seat. A vintage BMW is one of my favorite things on earth. It was only when I got closer I realized it was a Ural! Great story behind these- the Russians basically knew the panzers were coming in 1941, and didn't have a good bike for the Red Army, so they just bought up a few used R-71s from some Scandos and started cranking their own out (the Krauts rather sniffily packed up R-71 production in 1942). The factory had to be moved to the Urals during the siege of Moscow, hence the name. They've been making this reverse-engineered BMW copy ever since.

Saturday, July 17, 2010

1982 Ferrari 400, 65th Street and Third Avenue


More often than not the 400 is seen as being a bit of a head scratcher from the house of the prancing pony. It looks like part Jag and part Daytona, but the front is really more Rover SD1. This has appeared on several compilation lists of bad cars in the past, but despite the malaise looks at the front end it seems rather promising. It  was Ferrari's first automatic, with a three speed (!) from Chrysler (!!) as an option, but this one has the five speed manual, mated to a gorgeous 4.8 litre Ferrari V-12 putting out 335 horsepower. Not only that, but the 400 was never imported to the States, making this grey market example extremely rare.

Saturday, July 10, 2010

1985-2000 HMMWV, 26th Street and Madison Avenue


Is there any way to tell these model years apart? I've seen photos of the new Oshkosh M-ATV which will be replacing the venerable HMMWV, being designed to deflect explosions from roadside bombs. It's an extraordinary vehicle, and supposedly much safer for troops, but certainly doesn't have the terrific Tom Clancy/Jerry Bruckhimer action star look of the HumVee, along with a hint of the DNA of Willys Jeeps. I'm sure we'll be seeing these in service for decades, though.

Sunday, June 27, 2010

The Worst Lamborghini Countach Replica Ever, 62nd Street and First Avenue

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Good. Lord. What an unholy creation. Even the badge on the bootlid is smudged and probably a glued on photocopy. Nearly laughed myself to death when I got close up to this. Even Don Johnson would vomit on it. 

Saturday, June 26, 2010

1984 Alfa Romeo Spider, 29th Street and Madison Avenue


The first Alfa! Anne Bancroft, sadly, was nowhere to be seen. 

Friday, June 25, 2010

1968 BMW 2002, Second Place and Court Street


I love these things. I've always wanted to buy one and prep it for rallying on the back roads home in Vermont. As you can see, the kidney grill has taken a battering, no doubt as a result of being nudged by the car in front after a lifetime of being parallel parked.

Monday, June 21, 2010

1965 Volkswagen Type I Transporter Flatbed. North 11th Street and Wythe Avenue


Terrific little machine. Parked directly across from Brooklyn Bowl and no doubt maintaining a high degree of slightly drunk hipster adoration.

Monday, June 7, 2010

1937 Bugatti Type 57S Corsica, Greenwich Concours d'Elegance


I know it wouldn't be fair to include photos of all the staggering machines that were here. I'll just let this snapshot speak for all of them. Note the reflection of the Delahaye in the German Silver radiator casing.

Saturday, June 5, 2010

1986 Bentley Continental Drophead, White Street and Sixth Avenue


This has always been a period in the history of British luxury I've never really understood, to be honest. Rolls-Royce picked up Bentley in secret after the depression (Prompting W.O. Bentley to leave the firm for Lagonda), then proceeded to systematically run the marque into the ground until the early '90s. I think it's rather amazing how this became Rolls' budget brand, this particular one is simply a Corniche with a different grille and slightly lower price tag. In a way, it's rather like the relationship between the Mercury Grand Marquis and the Ford Crown Victoria. But it isn't, is it - it's still a Bentley. Just the next day I went to the Greenwich Concours and saw a true W.O. 4.5 Litre from 1929. It was absolutely incredible. I truly think that a product like today's Continental GT Supersports and the new Brooklands are terrific cars that push the brand in the proper direction - powerful, exquisite luxury. Bentleys are drivers cars, whereas Rolls Royce are for chauffeurs. This malaise era bus is charming, but should really be a warning about how great brands can easily have their heart and soul co-opted. Perhaps the same magic performed on Bentley by Volkswagen will be matched or bettered by Spyker on Saab. 

Thursday, May 13, 2010

1974 AMC Gremlin, 68th Street and Second Avenue

Good lord. A cursory bit of research into the Gremlin finds Webster's defining it at the time of its release (April Fool's Day 1970) as 'a small gnome held to be responsible for the malfunction of equipment.' This is kind of like the American equivalent of the Austin Allegro- not much fun to drive and not much fun to look at. That said, it's an icon. An iconic car in the same way that leisure suits and woodette vinyl furniture are. It's the apex of poor taste,  and this almost makes it lovable. The fact that this one, with its rattlecan paint job, innumerable dents, and tasteful duct tape trim squats on a relatively smart street on the Upper East Side makes it all the more amazing. I walk past this car almost every day, and I never see it move, and I never see a ticket on it. I think most people up here (including traffic wardens apparently) would rather not acknowledge it exists.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

2009 Aston Martin DBS, 61st Street and Second Avenue


I've never seen one in the flesh before, and it's spectacularly good looking. Apologies for the poor quality photograph, but cosmetically this is a wonderful compromise between the DB9, which is so pretty as to almost be feminine, and the Vanquish, which is a car that seems almost overblown. This is the best looking model in the Aston Martin range today and possibly the best looking car they've ever made.

Thursday, May 6, 2010

2010 Porsche Panamera Turbo, 47th Street and Park Avenue


This is a seriously expensive and fast Porsche, and people have decried its woeful looks. Having never seen one in person, I was surprised how different my impression of it was. It's certainly not good looking, but not really as bad as people say. More than anything else, I just think that Porsche shouldn't be doing this sort of thing. I agree with Richard Hammond that you should only be able to walk into the dealership, say 'I want to buy a Porsche,' and the man says 'certainly sir, what color?' What I'm looking forward to is a revival of the 928. That was the last time Porsche moved in a new direction that was even remotely cool.

Saturday, April 17, 2010

2006 Tesla Roadster, Allen Street and Houston Street


I hate to say it, but the Lotus it's based off of is much cooler looking. In the flesh, this car looks cheap despite the astronomical price tag. I think this car will be a total flash in the pan, but I suppose some people in New York use them as their about-town cars.


Monday, April 12, 2010

1989 Volvo 240DL, South Fourth Street and Driggs Avenue


I know the Volvo bricks are becoming increasingly imperiled by the crusher, but this extremely fine example in Texasware orange is reassuring, because it shows that there are real enthusiasts out there. First car I ever drove.